An Original Poem from a Young Catholic
For sale. 1 toad for sale! 1 toad for sale!
1 prying and pining young croaking toad for sale!
I’m really not kidding, so who’ll he be missing?
Do I hear a cricket? A ripple? A little kissy?
Oh, isn’t there, isn’t there any one fly who will stop on by this old toad for sale,
This prying and pining young toad for sale?